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双语笑话|Crazy driver 疯狂的司机

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There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!" Herman says,"I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!" 一位高龄老人开着车在高速公路上开车时,接到了老婆打来的电话,老婆焦急地告诉他说,赫尔曼,小心!我刚从电台上听到报道说,在280号公路上有一个疯子正在开车逆行! 赫尔曼说,我了解,可是否一个,而是成百上千个!


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